Xmas would not be complete without one - I particularly like "brilliantly coloured by craftsmen skilled in mold making, glass blowing and hand painting" - do they mean brightly coloured, or that the colouring is done really well? And what has mold making got to do with colouring? Also special is "using a Renaissance-era technique" - a description that could be applied to many things when you think about it : peeling potatoes, digging, washing
Gawd! Jus what Gus Bubba wantin fer dat Krizmis tree - a Dubya thingy.
anon, and anon!