Bifurcated Rivets
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25 Aug 2006



<h3 style="text-align: left;">Outdoor Odds</h3><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p style="text-align: left;"> </p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li><b>Attacked by shark</b> - <i>1 in 10 million</i> </li><br><li><b>Mauled by bear, cougar</b> - <i>1 in 9.1 million</i></li><br><li><b>Stung fatally by hornet, wasp or bee</b> - <i>1 in 5.9 million</i></li><br><li><b>Poisoned by snake, scorpion</b> - <i>1 in 3 million</i></li><br><li><b>Mugged by orangutan</b> - <i>1 in 800,000</i></li><br><li><b>Lured into pyramid scheme by mollusk</b> - <i>1 in 157,000</i></li><br><li><b>Inconvenienced by wombat</b> - <i>1 in 60,000</i></li><br><li><b>Totally cut off by jackass</b> - <i>1 in 8,900</i></li><br><li><b>Operated on unneccesarily by woodpecker</b> - <i>1 in 1000</i> </li><br><li><b>Punk'd by yeti</b> - <i>1 in 330</i></li><br><li><b>Raped by goose, swan</b> - <i>1 in 75</i></li><br><li><b>Photographed unflatteringly by giraffe</b> - <i>1 in 12</i></li><br><li><b>Hoodwinked by badger</b> - <i>2 in 3</i></li></ul>

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