09:33:50
Oh, I do like the suggestion that the Seven Seals of Revelations are in fact the seven Harry Potter books. Yesterday my daughter and I queued four hours in the rain to get her copy of volume four signed by the lady herself. She was signing at the most amazing speed and still managed the odd word to the kids: very professional. (Later...on viewing the evidence (see other items) it is clear that she must be helped by Satan to be able to write so fast.)