Have fun making computers sound stupid at this page. Try the sentence "auchtermuchty, milnegalvie and beaulieu are all hard to say". What I want to know why the male UK English voice sounds like someone from a 1930s movie - no real person speaks like that! The US voices all sound fine. Oh, try getting Rosa to read the above sentence in Spanish. And also try "My hovercraft is full of eels. Would you like to come back to my place bouncy bouncy?" in other languages. Wonderful. OK, I'll stop being stupid now.