I happened, entirely by accident, to see the National Lottery show on the BBC on Saturday night. What is that all about? Jason Donovan reading from an auto-cue and looking slightly scared and perplexed. Women with clipboards wearing white gloves? Picking machines and sets of balls, ridiculous statistics. I think it is some sort of hidden ritual of the Illuminati or something. It made no sense to me at all, not even slightly. Why is this nonsense not on a commercial station where it belongs?