<p>Aaaaarrggghhhhh, my eyes, my eyes!!!</p><p>Those are not kilts, they are abominations. I'm only about 1/8th Scottish (or is it 1/16th - I forget), but I'm sure that kilts are supposed to be work to the knees (or thereabouts). Aren't they? Please Lindsay, tell me that it's so and that these mini-skirtish concoctions are the work of the evil one? Please?</p><p>Right, I'm off to wash my eyeballs out in Domestos. <br /></p>
Adrian
<p>but that should be "worn to the knees", not "work to the knees" of course.</p><p>Just washed my hands and can't do a thing with 'em. </p><p> </p>
Adrian
i think he cuts quite a dash nicht war?
Laur3nce
Dear Lord I feel quite queasy after that.
another Lindsay
Hey, well, it takes all skorts ...<br />
tokyocrunch