Bifurcated Rivets
Eclectica for epopts

Volume 41

27 Nov 2002

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09:56:27

The Bladder

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09:56:27

The Glasgow Coma Score - is this related to the Glasgow Kiss?

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09:46:27

Squirt Pirate

26 Nov 2002

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17:13:26

Wonderful

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15:35:26

This is very weird (via the Daily Jive)

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15:17:26

New Party for Britain (.org), apart from the really bad name, these guys are clearly right-wing nutters. Note the keywords like "Well ordered society" and "progressive policies". Why do rightists always think they are progressive?

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15:15:26

Better Buttocks - (insert witty comment here.)

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12:11:26

Monkey Curling - I used to be skip of my school's curling team actually.

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09:15:26

Book terminology

24 Nov 2002

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19:47:24

Airline History

23 Nov 2002

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22:02:23

Clothespins for the revolution - good stuff

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21:55:23

I was going to join the "webloggers over forty" webring, until I read the terms and conditions for signing up to it. Ridiculous. I wonder if there is such a ring elsewhere without the ludicrous legal (possibly) crap? Not that I am a sheep looking for a flock. Definitely not. What would make you think that?

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21:42:23

Oooh, a Martin Millar website (via Wibbly weblog) - I like Martin Millar and there are a couple of books mentioned here I didn't know about.

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21:26:23

This artcle seems to be getting a lot of links. I wonder why? (via lots of places)

22 Nov 2002

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17:14:22

This will be good once they get it working.....

21 Nov 2002

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22:44:21

History Wired

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15:51:21

Fantasy!

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14:03:21

So is this

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13:50:21

This is fun

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13:46:21

Cruelty to frogs

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13:44:21

Alopecia Boy

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13:38:21

Odd

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12:55:21

Bizarre

20 Nov 2002

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11:43:20

Gaddy's Pi - if anyone risks the $6 do tell me where he goes wrong....

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11:32:20

Which C++ code structure are you? (I'm a class)

19 Nov 2002

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17:04:19

Yet another great Mark Fiore animation

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16:59:19

Hoax photo test - I got 9/10 (and really should have got 10, but persuaded myself out of a correct answer)

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15:42:19

Astrophotographer - lovely stuff

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15:22:19

Bizarre Politician (and not just because he is a libertarian)

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15:20:19

Hmmm, nobody seems to have setup www.myfirstweblog.com

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15:19:19

Magical gadgets - check out this one.

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15:17:19

Gardening for bats - part of a site dedicated to Gothic Gardening

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15:16:19

Endtimes - aaaaaggh!!!

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15:15:19

Alien Alley - OK, so this is pretty needless as well.

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15:14:19

Indygear - one of the least necessary websites of all time methinks.

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15:05:19

3D Temple

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13:12:19

RIP James Coburn

18 Nov 2002

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11:38:18

Words fail me

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11:37:18

Options after death - pick one, only one.

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10:32:18

Toboggan flash - great stuff

16 Nov 2002

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12:12:16

Went to see Phil Cunningham and Ali Bain last night - as good as always (bound to be, they keep playing the same tunes and telling the same jokes...)

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12:11:16

Oh Canada - lovely

15 Nov 2002

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15:52:15

A Photographic History of Michael Jackson's Face With blithering, yet witty commentary - I may have linked to this before, but there are some recent pictures at the end. Scary stuff.

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13:46:15

The Naked Sheep (It's a wool shop, before you get all flustered)

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13:41:15

ORGAN1st

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13:36:15

The 1901 census is back on-line but it is still entirely unusable. It would be easier to train monkeys to read the records!

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08:16:15

Whistle Physics

14 Nov 2002

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13:14:14

Peephenge

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09:41:14

Nice Flash

13 Nov 2002

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19:30:13

Did BBC Radio Newcastle again this PM - 15 minutes of websites. Quite the little media tart, me.

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19:29:13

Dimple Die & Squeezer Kits (D,D & S sounds like either lawyers or a crew of MCs)

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15:26:13

Braintec

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14:09:13

Some Hawk in the USA says that Europe lacks moral fibre - I suspect he wouldn't know moral fibre if his underwear was woven from it!

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14:08:13

I had a play with the beta of the new version of the Opera browser and was underwhelmed - they needto realise that what people want is speed and simplicity - all those flashy extras just get in the way and annoy people.

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11:57:13

Milk Bottle of the Week - excellent!

12 Nov 2002

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17:31:12

Bullying Techniques for Catholic children part of the British Conservative Catholics website. Hmm, has this been around before I wonder - the semen detection cream sounds familiar!

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09:13:12

Opera Baby

11 Nov 2002

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20:21:11

"A backbeat, narrow and hard to master" - what an astonishing line that is. As are the rest of the words in fact, but the actual musical arrangement is pretty silly in places which rather spoils an otherwise fabulous piece. (Yes, I've been listening to LA Woman)

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13:38:11

Ephemera Now

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13:35:11

Groceteria - supermarket history

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09:06:11

*sigh* a bad night for typing URLs last night - all fixed now I hope.

10 Nov 2002

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21:35:10

Crazy Climber

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21:33:10

Pseudodictionary - the place where words you've made up can become part of an actual online dictionary!

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21:31:10

Wardick

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21:25:10

There goes Tokyo - not sure what this is about, but I shall go and see them at Lime Street.

9 Nov 2002

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12:23:09

Gospel Gallery

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12:11:09

Pop Cult Mag - the obsessive journal of quality pop culture. Wonderful stuff! Wonderful stuff!

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12:09:09

I hust saw a sign for a show featuring "modern clowning". Theonly thing scarier than that would be post-modern clowning!

8 Nov 2002

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14:50:08

I know that Distributed Proofreaders was on /., but it is really worth publicising as much as possible.

7 Nov 2002

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09:21:07

Gil asks whether sleep is a little like defrag. I think it might be more like background compression with a touch of fsck....

6 Nov 2002

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20:38:06

My daughter is doing exercises upstairs and the ceiling is rattling.

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20:37:06

So a lotteries can be a challenge rather than a tax on lack of mathematical knowledge!

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20:36:06

RIP Lonnie Donegan

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13:24:06

Carnivore

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11:39:06

Transaction Net

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08:43:06

The invention of the Teasmade

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08:42:06

I went to see Kimmo Pohjonen on Saturday night. He is a Finnish accordion player who plays unusual stuff. Unfortunately there was very little accordion in evidence in the pieces he played. The first piece - kluster - was with a sampler and was terribly self-indulgent - lots of mouth sounds, playing with echo machines and hitting the accordion. (If I were 30 years younger I would have probably thought it was amazing though - just the sort of thing that I would have wanted to do myself). The other piece - kalmuk - was played with 2 percussionists and a small orchestra (violins, bass, oboe/cor anglais, flute, clarinet, french horn and bassoon). This was much more successful and I really enjoyed this - the bassoon players were very rock 'n roll too.

5 Nov 2002

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13:37:05

This is simply amazing (apart from the awful vocals). (via Sharpeworld)

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09:09:05

I've linked to Dr. Estrella's Incredibly Abridged Dictionary of Composers before, but Dr. E has added a couple of new sections - books and CDs - which are really rather good.

1 Nov 2002

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17:05:01

I think I want one of these.

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13:34:01

Dumb Warnings (and what ad appeared at the top of the page? "Security Alert: Your Computer's Data is Currently at Risk" - one of the dumbest warnings I have ever come across)

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13:32:01

Odd

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13:31:01

I can't be bothered to list the reasons why I think this is silly.

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13:29:01

Black People Love Us (Thanks Ron & JC!)

31 Oct 2002

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13:55:31

Should you stalk William Shatner?

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08:21:31

RIP Adolph Green

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08:21:31

RIP Jam Master J

30 Oct 2002

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21:25:30

8 March 2003 - very, very, very, very odd. Thanks Graydon - a gem.

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15:41:30

Hindu madness

29 Oct 2002

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15:44:29

Corpse removal

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15:44:29

I, Lisa Marie - bizarre

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14:53:29

red and proud

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13:17:29

More Russian brides....

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12:48:29

Have everything? I bet you don't have one of these.

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12:47:29

General Dennis J. Reimer Training and Doctrine Digital Library Does anyone else think that the General bears a resemblance to Mr Humphreys from Are you being served? I'm free!

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12:46:29

Great Encrytpion - amazing gibberish. Some people simply won't learn about what makes good cryptography.

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12:44:29

I used to believe - this one has probably been linked to death now, but it is interesting.

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12:40:29

E-puja "It is a unique way of worshipping. It is an interactive presentation where the devotee can offer flowers, light the lamps, play the dhak, and do aarti."

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12:39:29

An interesting looking pen - I wonder if it is any good?

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12:37:29

I think I've done Jesus of the Week before, but it is always worth a look

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12:36:29

Toys - art works

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12:35:29

Well, I'm back at work today, though I can't say that I feel much better than yesterday. The connectivity is better here though. I have a big backlog of links that people have sent me, so if you sent me something and it hasn't shown up, I may not have got to it yet!

27 Oct 2002

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22:09:27

Tons of good stuff at the Apothecary's Drawer (including a weblog)

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21:29:27

Magic Lineage Project or Geniiology - great resource for finding original sources of conjuring moves etc. Of course, it doesn't tell you how to do them.

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20:49:27

Four Fat Chicks

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20:48:27

Unhooked Stars "Science fiction yarns featuring strange futures, exotic romances, high technology and low comedy." (Not a lot of it though)

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20:44:27

Prawnography - Warning! This site contains shellfish!

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20:43:27

Princess Natalie's Royal Feet (may offend!)

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20:38:27

Airline Meals

26 Oct 2002

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20:56:26

Older Dykes

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20:54:26

Some funny things here (in amongst some not so funny things of course)

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20:51:26

HOOTS, HERTZ AND HARMONICS Fundamental Physical Phenomena For Flautists (Part 1)

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20:45:26

Alion Tarot

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20:43:26

Songee "Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, thrice Welcome to The Sanctuary of the Holy Breath, the home of Songee, the Energy of the Earth Mother and The Second Well Trust"

25 Oct 2002

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11:30:25

Earth Erotica - otherwise known as funny shaped bits of rock and stuff

24 Oct 2002

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16:06:24

Still ill. Who the hell is John Leslie anyway? For all he is supposed to be some kind of senior television presenter, I have never heard of him. (And if you don't understand why I am asking, it really is of no importance)

23 Oct 2002

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11:59:23

RIP Bashful Brother Oswald

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11:54:23

Gun Guys - where everyone's a straight shooter

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11:29:23

Back from the galleys, but now I am sick....

18 Oct 2002

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13:13:18

Soul bath

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12:12:18

I'm off (on a narrowboat...) - back on Wednesday

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10:46:18

No idea what this is about, but it's pretty

17 Oct 2002

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21:50:17

RIP Derek Bell

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15:49:17

Vinyl Video

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15:46:17

STI@home

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15:45:17

Stones of Wonder

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15:44:17

This is in bad taste but I bet someone somewhere will be doing it for real.

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10:42:17

The Visual Thesaurus - Now with even more complexity! (And it still doesn't work properly for me....)

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09:09:17

The five hundred essential Japanese season words

16 Oct 2002

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15:17:16

"The founder of Reasons to Believe presents a rational Christian look at UFOs and extraterrestrials." Oxymoron alert! Genuine, 20 carat nonsense contained on this page!

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09:18:16

Much very bizarre stuff here

15 Oct 2002

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17:18:15

I was thinking about the difference between a web master and a webmaster last night.

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15:43:15

Mel's Hole - a discussion forum about a supposed bottomless pit. The discussions (not the hole) are filled with ghastly spelling and worse grammar.

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10:15:15

Xaphoon - the bamboo sax. I want one! I want one! I want one! It sounds great, but I can't really afford it. *sigh*

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10:15:15

I'm sure you've all seen that sharpeworld is back and have checked out the Scopitone of the week.

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09:59:15

lost in translation "through a glass darkly" comes back as "of the crystal incomprehensible"

14 Oct 2002

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09:48:14

At home with sick kid today so probably no links today.

11 Oct 2002

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10:27:11

Oxymorons

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09:20:11

Why you should marry a Russian woman

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08:08:11

The Daily Photo project

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08:00:11

Illegal Art

10 Oct 2002

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17:08:10

Barmaid dolls and other strange stuff

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15:06:10

CBC Archives

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15:05:10

Well, now I am typing in this in the new office. Surrounded by piles of stuff that I have to sort out. *sigh* I have a whole shelf and a half of books with no home.

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11:44:10

How's this for an apology?

9 Oct 2002

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16:51:09

bug glasses

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14:27:09

I am moving office again today. My new office is the furthest away from a proper machine room that I have ever worked.

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14:26:09

A bit sad and geeky, but I could do with some of these.

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09:35:09

A weblog called Rivets - not bifurcated though. My Portuguese is not up to reading it though.

8 Oct 2002

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09:17:08

Great Tom Tomorrow this week

7 Oct 2002

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10:26:07

Sodium Party "Sodium is really rather dangerous" Never!

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10:23:07

AntiJuve - you need more than my restaurant Italian to get the most out of this site, but suffice it to say that it is dedicated to showing that Juventus players get away with all kinds of rule breaking without being penalised.

5 Oct 2002

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12:13:05

Mr Typewriter

4 Oct 2002

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15:57:04

Embalming Room

3 Oct 2002

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09:17:03

Much strangeness here if you look around

2 Oct 2002

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17:09:02

Ready for kindergarten? Can you really attend to a task for several minut.....

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17:04:02

The Eleven Commandments For Controlling Your E-mail

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12:49:02

The Sensitive New Age Cowpersons - they look as though the music be right up my street, but no samples anywhere, so I am reluctant to buy them on spec....

1 Oct 2002

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17:33:01

(Well Europe and USA wide anyway - look at the Europe price and then the USA price and then think about why Bush is so keen to invade Iraq)

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17:28:01

Welcome to Hell

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17:20:01

Don't go to hell "At first this sounded like the ravings of a lunatic or religious fanatic", and at second and third and any n + 1 for n >= 1.....

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17:13:01

News from China in English. This one is going to my dailys.

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17:12:01

Cochrane library - ugh, it does browser specific stuff. WHy should I tell it what browser I have? (And if you tell it you have IE and you don't it flips the flag anyway so what is the point of asking?)

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16:57:01

Ability Hub - useful info, but then products - surely there must be some free technology out there! (And if not, why not?)

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16:55:01

Zen garden secrets - sounds like complete bollocks to me

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16:29:01

OK, so the previous item wasn't exactly up to the minute news, but I hadn't heard about it.....

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13:55:01

Iraq at a glance

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13:51:01

All Creatures "We are dedicated to cruelty-free living through a vegetarian - vegan lifestyle according to Judeo-Christian ethics. Unconditional love and compassion is the foundation of our peaceful means of accomplishing this goal for all of God's creatures, whether human or otherwise." A fine idea, though quite how they square Judeo-Christian ethics with veganism I am not sure.

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13:44:01

Google weblog

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13:15:01

Sinclair C5 site

30 Sep 2002

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13:58:30

The perfect Xmas present

27 Sep 2002

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15:32:27

interesting article about a Taoist ceremony

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15:20:27

Checker-shadow illusion - I don't think I understand this.

23 Sep 2002

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09:06:23

Drivel

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09:04:23

Abdul the Great

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09:02:23

Sexy calendario 2002 - from a coffin makers??!?!?!?!?

20 Sep 2002

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14:16:20

Tommy Johnson - great bluesman. Read about the fight over putting a headstone on his grave.

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14:14:20

Slightly Warped Website - looked perfectly rectilinear to me.

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14:12:20

Razorcake

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14:11:20

Nice cartoon from the dull men's club

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14:09:20

Library cats map

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14:09:20

Holy titclamps

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14:04:20

A new MPhil student from China brought me some gifts including a lovely metal bookmark which has this on its package : "It's product with an expensive metal. Superh craftsmanship excelling nature. Walking in the sea of the book with you as a good partner and building a good life for you" I really love the idea of walking in the sea of the book!

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13:55:20

Talking Cock

19 Sep 2002

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17:03:19

A warehouse of social deviance and cad consciousness - much weird stuff : Crowley, Osman Spare, Jack Parsons....you have been warned!

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16:41:19

Updates will be sporadic for the next couple of weeks as I am teaching an intensive course as well as my normal modules....

18 Sep 2002

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12:31:18

Not for the offendable, but this flash intro is so cheesy that it is hilarious. (You have to have sound on for the full effect)

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09:11:18

Fashionweek flash - I am quite surprised at how primitive and uncreative this is.

17 Sep 2002

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20:17:17

The uncoveror

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16:41:17

Hrithik Roshan - Bollywood star. He has a webbed double thumb on one hand. Imagine a Hollywood star with any kind of blemish!

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16:35:17

Damn it, my doctor just wrote to us saying "we will no longer provide health care for anyone who lives in your area. bye bye". I am seething.

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14:51:17

The only possible advantage that I can see with kids.us is that a lot of kids will learn some interesting computing skills in circumventing any blocks.

16 Sep 2002

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13:36:16

Badger racing

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12:51:16

The wordlist used by one of those stupid child monitoring programs....

15 Sep 2002

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21:06:15

Went to see John Hegley last night. Excellent - good poetry and very funny.

13 Sep 2002

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16:55:13

More wonderful MS hidden "features"

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12:22:13

Good selection of quotes at the Wibbly Weblog today

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09:42:13

Great image at AcmeVaporware

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08:58:13

These cloudbusters are lovely.

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08:56:13

The Skaro Toy Museum

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08:56:13

Big list of alternate identity tests (e.g. I am a processor) **** Warning - there may be a trojan at this site, click at your own risk*****

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08:53:13

Switch to crack and an Ellen Feiss fan site - I must to confess to having no idea at all who she is.

12 Sep 2002

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16:14:12

Have I linked to Spam Radio before? Well, I have now.

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16:01:12

One Across

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15:18:12

Behind the Name - the etymology and history of first names

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15:15:12

PixelZoom

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14:49:12

Lots of good polemic at Annoy.com

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13:53:12

The Ozone Cow Stories (Another one lifted via the Daily Jive)

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13:06:12

Skulls Unlimited International Inc. - The World's Leading Supplier of Osteological Specimens

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12:11:12

I have been playing around and I would suggest that the best URl to use for getting here is now http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/bifurcated/rivets/

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11:59:12

Russian Brides

11 Sep 2002

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15:05:11

And when you have watched Brain Juice, find American Jedi....

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14:22:11

Check out Brain Juice on this page. And then watch the Floetic video that you will find linked on the next screen - great SFX

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10:10:11

Small World Research Project - I can't work out if this is the same experiment I heard of a while back or another one!

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09:02:11

Haskore music notation - An algebra of music

10 Sep 2002

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17:41:10

Sand Art Therapy

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17:38:10

Themefinder

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17:32:10

Oink

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17:28:10

A shocking similarity....

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16:42:10

Tensegrity seems to be used in two senses! One is a bizarre Carlos Castenada thing, and the other is a structuring concept which Buckminster Fuller was connected with (though it seems that it was one of his students, kenneth Snelson, who really did the stuff). The structuring stuff is rather spiffy.

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15:00:10

An 11th September memorial - this is the kind of thing I cannot make my mind up about. One part of me says that it is entirely pointless (and in fact some people may be offended at the names being put on an overtly christian object and context) and another applauds the sheer dedication. I wonder how they feel about it all now, after a year has passed and all the work that it has taken to put together?

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13:36:10

The Movie Version of The Lord of the Rings - this is entirely brilliant. Best thing I have seen for ages.

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11:42:10

Did the zoo format news roundtable on BBC Radio Newcastle this morning which was fun.

9 Sep 2002

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12:37:09

Joseph Nechvatal - strange art

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09:14:09

Shazam

6 Sep 2002

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16:50:06

Sept 11 timeline

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16:41:06

The Utah Baby Namer - An online help for parents looking for that distinctive name that says "I'm a Utah Mormon!"

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12:59:06

All the name generator pages you could wish for.

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12:41:06

Bryan Mumford - the crackpot Inventor Lots of good stuff - thanks Daily Jive

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12:14:06

Steel Radio just played a song called "I'd rather see you fat and happy than see you skinny and sad"

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11:51:06

A Savage Plan for a Gentle America: New York Mean Time. Some nutter will take this seriously I bet.

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11:43:06

Match box????? (In engine diagram) I'm sitting here wondering will it hold my clothes?

5 Sep 2002

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20:35:05

A Polish tongue twister: "W Szczebrzeszynie chrzascz brzmi w trzcinie"

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10:32:05

The Tralfaz Archives

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09:43:05

The Daily Jive takes me to this collection of Tijuana Bibles. Not for the easily offended.

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09:22:05

File extensions - "every file format in the world" is a dangerous claim.

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09:21:05

Fact 40 - how do they measure this anyway?

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09:20:05

Masonic CD

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09:20:05

George Bush is the Anti-christ - in fact it is quite clear from the "EVIDENCE" that he isn't since the Anti-christ would nOT make it so blatantly obvious!!!

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09:16:05

In Place - looks as though it will be rather good.

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09:10:05

Read the reviews...

4 Sep 2002

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14:58:04

The continuity booth

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14:57:04

Fingering

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11:23:04

How cultured are you? (I got 9/10)

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11:22:04

Caffienated soap

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11:22:04

Don't click here (for the impatient, it is 51 clicks deep...)